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I can't speak for every other guy out there, but I love bacon because it's crispy meat. You really don't get that anywhere else, unless you count fried chicken.

Turkey bacon is so good- a suggestion for all my jewish brethren who read this.

All those quotes, and I bet he didn't make it to the second page...

I microwave pepperoni so I can have crispy meat chip snack things. They are delicious.

That book title just makes no sense at all. Sex is very healthy, there's nothing at all about it that's bad for anybody - quite unlike bacon really.

Myself, I see bacon as some very tasty food, and haven't so far associated it with sex. Maybe I will after this very silly book title, but only as a flash of memory about yet another paradox of book writing.

Oh but Miss Cellania made it to the second page, didn't she?

You've now arrived.

I'll bet even pigs find the smell enticing.

Just dont fry bacon naked, trust me on this one

Yes, I know, but I wasn't sure if Miss C wanted to be outed on Neatorama ... (though the truth is like an onion, right Miss C?)

Humans like smoked foods, because enjoying the flavor of smoke was an evolutionary advantage back in the day when roasting things over an open fire was the only way to cook things. Smoking things could preserve meats much longer for the winter months or travel.

I once discovered quite by accident that women (lesbians anyway) cannot under any circumstances resist fresh laundry scent. I walk into a bar with that, and I'll get stopped a number of times. It's the best ice breaker on the planet.

I also happen to know lesbians like their bacon. I have to figure out how to apply that.

I can't stand the smell of bacon. I don't particularly like the taste of it, either.

You dont like bacon!!!? Thats right Im so shocked I triple !ed you.

Also - Canadians, that is a poor pizza topping at best and NOT bacon

@redphone: Really, fresh laundry scent - hmmmm.... any particular brand?

@Neatoramawontsendmeapassword: I'm with you all the way on that one. I haven't eaten bacon in at least 20 years (and I am not all that old).

Aphrodisiac? That´s stupid.

@ moovingcow4u

I absolutely dig turkey bacon! :D

Mmmm bacon *drool* You don't have to be a guy to enjoy 'sex in a skillet' (which is the best bacon quote ever in my opinion). The smell of cooking bacon makes me hungry no matter how full I was a moment ago.
Almost as good as bacon is prosciutto (spelled it right on the first try. Score! XD). Such a great smoky flavor, but not as crispy as bacon.

I LOVE BACON!

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No Kevin Bacon?

Years ago I worked at a butchershop. We had a large smokehouse out back and it was my job to unload the bacon and hams. this only happened maybe once a week.
on those particular days I discovered that any women that would be working near me would become particularly flirtatious. I thought about it one day and realized that as ANTHONY above me said, there is a deep rooted enjoyment of that particular smell. In a feminine aspect, It would probably boil down to subliminally knowing that they would be safe for another winter.

Needless to say, I enjoyed emptying the smoker.

Greasy, fried, skin; who doesn't love that.