Redditor WHOWANTSBEEF acquired a custom license plate that made good use of the subscript "Kids First". Alas, the state has revoked the plate and sent a detailed response explaining why. You can read the full text of their letter at the link.
Link via Super Punch
There's a good chance no one on the DMV board would know what he was talking about and therefore he could make them all look like ignoramouses. There's a chance they'd feel dumb interpreting a literary reference so barbarically and let him keep it. But knowing government officials, they'd probably still take it away despite their exposed ignorance. But then at least the story makes the DMV looks like ignorant fools.