It's time for the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas in his weekly Museum of Possibilities posts. Can you come up with a name for this one? The commenter suggesting the funniest and wittiest name will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Have fun, and good luck!
Update: Congratulations to Madam Atom, who named the boots Ankle Biters, and Carolyn Bahm, who called them Moc Martens. Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop!
Ankle Biters
Snakeskin Sock Savers
Come To The Dark Side - We Have Cookies XL
2. Red-neck slippers
3. Mamba-samba boots
4. Whip-snake Wellingtons
I heart maths XL
ORLY Medium Chocolate
Phillip's Head tee XL
Come To The Dark Side - We Have Cookies XL