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It's Uzbekistan vs. Qatar in the 2010 Asian Games. First, the Uzbek goalie trips over his own feet. Then the Qatari forward misses an unopposed kick directly in front of the Uzbek goal. Then another Qatari player kicks the ball completely over the goal. And that's in just ten seconds.
via Ace of Spades HQ
The other problem is that the forward wants to kick with the left foot...
When he notices it's too late, he pretends falling :D