"The Scream" Ice Tray

It's a lawn aerator. Like, poke holes in the ground with it to help decomposition of the turf.

Oh, and the Bacon's Revenge one

Devils pitch fork for prodding sinners back into the lake of fire.

Any thing in a 2XL please. :P

Lightning Rod. Bacon's Revenge shirt.

It's a frog gig. Bacon's Revenge

An instrument of torture.

Pickle Fork. Bacon's Revenge

It looks like that tool that the guys on Fast and Furious used to spike into the side of the people's cars and short out all the electricity. Bacon's Revenge

It's a hydra's toothpick. Bacon's Revenge

It's a harpoon tip. Bacon's Revenge

part of a spit for roasting tasty animals. i heart math - medium.

It's the first generation of the Jacks game. But people kept impaling themselves, so they had to change it. Bacon's Revenge.

A tool to cook large hunks of meat over a fire or coals.

Aw... I think you're right about the spit. Man... maybe next time!

Reminds me of the spindles they use to make yarn or thread -- only really mean and angry.

This is the chair used by the RIAA for interviewing "Nasty-evil-downloader-pirate people"

Oops... Smarter than the Average Bear T-Shirt!

It is part of a rotisserie set.

BACON REVENGE!

Government issued antenna tip. The strategic placement of the prongs enable the feds to delve into your mind.
For your mental safety, wear a tin foil hat (also prevents brain cancer.)

baby picker upper

An early design on the lawn dart. Failed not for its excellent ability in aerating the human body but for product development costs and so the lawn dart was changed to a single spike device.

It's a medieval prostate exam tool. Darkside please.

It is a kraken prod used by Norse kraken-ranchers in ancient times before the market for kraken meat dried up and the abandoned beasts reverted to the wild.

I Heart Robots Medium.

cthulhu's tentacle detangler. I heart robots XL

It's a kraken prod!

I Heart Robots, medium.

Sorry for the double post. Experiencing IE strangeness.

Clearly, Raphael has spent his free time making his spare tsais into a decorative pizza holder. Sewer chic! (I Survived The Large Hadron Collidor)

It's one of the skewers for a rotisserie... I hope.

The Last Cookie shirt. Large.

Cheers.

I clearly didn't read this whole thing...

My second guess is Megatron's Penis.

Can I say penis? If not, then Phallus.

It's part of the hubcap off of Greased Lightning's arch enemy.

Bacon's revenge, XL.

Not just an aerator, I believe it is a cultivator for completely churning the soil.

Batman's first attempt at a grappling hook, it failed due to it kept falling back at him. He went through two Robin's before he changed the design.

Bacon's revenge, XL.

It is a device for holding hay bales.

I heart robots please.

Spear tip. The side prongs were used to grapple the opponent's weapon so that with a twist you could either break or wrench it out of the opponent's hands.

Type Bike in Large please

Looks like part of a spit or rotisserie to me.

5 ways dildo!

It is a group barstool from the RNC's last party at that L.A. S&M Bar

survived the large hadron collider xxl

A skewer.

Witchy. Medium.

An early version of Advanced Lawn Darts. Not very popular.

Come to the Darkside, Small, please.

a basket made for the most ultimate game of frisbee golf.
"That's How I Roll" - Black - Large

A seat for 4 at a gay bar with a universal backrest.

Bacon's revenge

That is obviously an instrument of torture.

It is a pork slab holder found in resturants typically in Mexico. They spin it and marinate it as it's cooking on there.

It is an Anchor. The Lost Cookie 2XL.

I forgot to include the important part, shirt, "Busted" medium (if I win)

It is a pork slab holder found in resturants typically in Mexico. They spin it and marinate it as it's cooking on there.

Used throughout medievil London to bring street thugs to justice, the long end of the shaft would be unceremoniously thrust into the bowels of the insurgents and spun around to gather all entrails onto the four smaller prongs.

The entrails where then cooked, and put on display for all those to see what street thuggery had in store.

Hey I don't make it up, it's history man.

Anything with bacon please.. mmmmm bacon!

The top of a coat hanger.

GIGANTIIIIIIIC grapplin' hook!

The world's worst merry-go-round.

Its for the top of a fence. Keeps folks from climbing over.

It's the top part of an evil villain's coat rack.

OH MYTHBUSTED XXL

Corndog candelabra from Liberace's early days on the state fair circuit.

dangers of teleportation, natural, 2xl

Wicked ol' witch's garden sprinkler?

Vlad the Impaler's model rocket?

This was the base of the stripper's pole at the most popular saloon in Deadwood.

dangers of teleportation, natural, 2xl

Used for lifting hay bales into the hay loft.

brainer than the average bear , black, medium

I don't know what it really is, but we used one for baking potatoes. Well, we used an oven for baking the potatoes, but they went in on that, the spikes holding them upright.

Because potatoes taste better when baked vertically.

True facts.

Moon on the beach in small please :)

The tip for a balista (sic)? bolt.

Brainer than the average bear, black, medium

Driven into the end of a log, it's a chuck for a lathe or veneer cutter.

Brainer than the average bear, black, medium

Multi-purpose spearhead/rotisserie for the busy mom's who need to cook but also keep their family safe without dealing with those pesky gun laws..

I smile because you've all finally driven me insane; mens large, please.

A cheval trap, oui?

Brainer than the average bear, black, medium

Placed in the bottom of a pit, not just for horses...
but a trap either way

A 'flaming' pike-head. (not that kind )

Place a ball of oil soaked straw inside the prongs and light!

Brainer than the average bear, black, medium

It's actually the tool used to punch the holes in a white castle burger, you're just seeing a zoomed in picture.

Aftermarket hood ornament for use in moose season.

(see above for choice) :)

It's 32" long, and I want one!

It's a multi-marshmellow roaster of course!
(All your base - chemistry)

Marquis de Sade card table.

It the blade to the new blinder i bought. I was wonderin where i put that thing. Come to the Dark Side-We have cookies

Harpoon Gun tip
Umm...Pi

tip of a spear for hunting boar. The boar charges and you point the spear at the running animal (takes intestinal fortitude). The outer spikes stop the animal from running all the way up. Some versions of these had a hinged bottom that was stabbed into the ground. You would lift the boar and let the blood drain before cleaning. I saw one on a floating ship museum.
Bacon's Revenge xl

can you make it a Darkside xl?

Musical chairs, chuck Norris rough version.

Bad Chewie, M size, thanks

It looks like a large meat spit to me, the middle one pierces the meat and the smaller ones keep the meat in place as it rotates... It usually comes with a twin though if it is.

:S Could be wrong.. Usually they only have 2 smaller spikes, but you never know those crazy old medieval folk, they may need a extra large one for roastin those giant boars..

I doubt im right but on the off chance, The last cookie t-shirt is cool, M size.. But those space invader ice cubes are cooler..

It's something that should NOT be put on the floor, even in the corner.

Cthulhu fishook. Bacon's revenge.

It holds hay, the round bales. (skull and swords shirt)