Rulers of Science

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Rulers of Science and Great Women Rulers of Science rulers - $2.95

After their scientific achievements, it should be a cinch for the likes of Isaac Newton, Benjamin Franklin, and Charles Darwin to help you measure things. Here's the perfect gift for students, scientists, teachers and history buffs: The Rulers of Science and the Great Women Rulers of Science wooden rulers over at the NeatoShop.

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lol.

No, I don't worry about justifying my comments either (except when I spell things incorrectly), although I will elaborate on them from time to time. I usually think my comments are too obscure. I only continued this conversation because I perceived that you had no idea how condescending your own comments sounded.

If there was an "I can't believe how much of an idiot you are", that was entirely a product of your own fertile imagination, although that phrase could as easily have been inserted in your comment after your initial quote of the definition of the word patriarch.

You may want to consider how your statements may be interpreted before you interpret and embellish those of others.

It's been fun, anyways. Thanks for the dance. :)
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ted

I said "criticising" because of your quote:

"On the one hand, they would be criticized for not emphasizing women if they were on the same ruler as men. On the other hand, they're criticized for trying to emphasize the importance of scientific women."

It just seemed like the relevant and appropriate word to use.

I did notice your pun, but your whole comment was pretty patronising e.g. "Wow, Jessss. Wow." You forgot to insert the "I can't believe how much of an idiot you are" afterwards. Anyway, it was more the use of "I'm so sorry..." that I found to be sarcastic.

To be honest, I never really cared about justifying each of my comments and the use of certain words to you, and I think I can safely assume that you never truly cared to do so either. Yet somehow we continue pretending to care. It appears that this has become a tit for tat dance of nit-picking.

What can I say? I will do anything to procrastinate.
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Jessss.

katy would be a female name. Jessss could be either. I wouldn't want to draw any assumptions, like the one you're drawing about katy's comment. How do you know katy's comment was critical? She said "interesting". katy could as easily be agreeing with my comment, as your first comment appears to be agreeing with my comment.

I don't see the need for a separate ruler, but it's obvious why it was done. It wasn't to demean women of science, but to highlight women, in order to inspire young women to emulate those "great women of science". However, the attempt draws ire: "You're demeaning us by giving us our own ruler."

That's why I said you can't win for trying.

You see, I was referring to the feminist concept of the patriarchal society, where men rule (no pun intended), and how the poor patriarchs just can't get it right: Catch-22, "damned if you do, and damned if you don't". Therefore, I do think it was appropriate and relevant to the conversation.

I cannot forgive you for your misinterpretation of my use of the verb "to bitch", if you cannot forgive me for my (indeed!) appropriate and relevant use of the word "patriarch".

And for my pun about "measuring up to your standards", I think you're taking this entire conversation too seriously; you didn't notice that I was trying to make a good-natured pun? Although I have been known to be sarcastic on occasion, I assure you wholeheartedly that was not my intention.

As for being "patronising", I object to your use of a term that demeans the male gender (philologically speaking, "patron" comes from medieval latin from "patronus" or master, from the latin froot "patron" or father). Please use a non-gender-specific term like "condescending". If you're not sure what that means, I can quote you a few lines from Dictionary.com - no, that would be condescending.

Hmmm. Maybe that last bit was a little sarcastic...
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I can't speak for every other guy out there, but I love bacon because it's crispy meat. You really don't get that anywhere else, unless you count fried chicken.
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That book title just makes no sense at all. Sex is very healthy, there's nothing at all about it that's bad for anybody - quite unlike bacon really.

Myself, I see bacon as some very tasty food, and haven't so far associated it with sex. Maybe I will after this very silly book title, but only as a flash of memory about yet another paradox of book writing.
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Humans like smoked foods, because enjoying the flavor of smoke was an evolutionary advantage back in the day when roasting things over an open fire was the only way to cook things. Smoking things could preserve meats much longer for the winter months or travel.
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I once discovered quite by accident that women (lesbians anyway) cannot under any circumstances resist fresh laundry scent. I walk into a bar with that, and I'll get stopped a number of times. It's the best ice breaker on the planet.

I also happen to know lesbians like their bacon. I have to figure out how to apply that.
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@redphone: Really, fresh laundry scent - hmmmm.... any particular brand?

@Neatoramawontsendmeapassword: I'm with you all the way on that one. I haven't eaten bacon in at least 20 years (and I am not all that old).
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Mmmm bacon *drool* You don't have to be a guy to enjoy 'sex in a skillet' (which is the best bacon quote ever in my opinion). The smell of cooking bacon makes me hungry no matter how full I was a moment ago.
Almost as good as bacon is prosciutto (spelled it right on the first try. Score! XD). Such a great smoky flavor, but not as crispy as bacon.
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Years ago I worked at a butchershop. We had a large smokehouse out back and it was my job to unload the bacon and hams. this only happened maybe once a week.
on those particular days I discovered that any women that would be working near me would become particularly flirtatious. I thought about it one day and realized that as ANTHONY above me said, there is a deep rooted enjoyment of that particular smell. In a feminine aspect, It would probably boil down to subliminally knowing that they would be safe for another winter.

Needless to say, I enjoyed emptying the smoker.
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