Whenever you feel the need to surf, but you're too far away from the ocean, simply call a friend, get a hold on a giant blue tarp, grab your skateboard and start surfing.
Thank you very much, Alex! Yes, it sure has - far too long. I've been very busy with a project of mine, but I hope to be able to spend more time here now. It feels good to be back :)
It wasn't that Francine didn't want to go bottom-feeding with the rest of the girls. She would have done anything to kick her partially webbed toes in the air while struggling to nip weeds from the slime-covered bottom of St. James' Park's lagoon. Her hideously inflated digestive tract was the issue. But little did Francine know that her rather embarassing intestinal gas problem was soon to become a potentially deadly affliction; it was the 3rd annual "Let Your Dogs Run Wild in the Park" day, and a sturdy bull mastiff had just taken a shine to the poor coot's arousingly swollen hindquarters.
.............and National Geographic photographer "Bud" Johnson paused for a moment.... fondly remembering his adorable yet chubby wife waiting for him back home 5,000 miles away ....
Thinking no one would object to another crazy coot in his cabinet, President Bush today introduced his choice to replace his outgoing antiterrorism advisor.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we here at the San Diego zoo have an important announcement for you, the press, on this sunny afternoon. Our captive breeding program, already a success with the Giant Pandas you know and love, have cross-bread a common coot, native to South America, with Star Jones. They will be hosting a new series on WTV later this year. We will take questions at this time"
Kwaneese, gurl, lets me tell you bout dese new shoes I done picked up at tha Wal-Mart. Gurl. You know I hads to go up in there and get me a new dress to wear to Shondricack's momma's cousin's baby shower. Anyway. I had just got up on one of them ride-along carts - you know, cause I gots the elephant diseases - when I turn around there was these just FLY black and white sandals. I just threw them up on my buggy and paid for it with my food stamps. What color you think I need to paint my toenails?
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I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
And I'm fat....
My Mama's fat,
My Papa's fat,
Even my pet flea is fat.
One day, Mama said...
Chubba, can you smile under all that blubba?
I said...why sure Moma!
xD
no, for real. they explode. O_o
That proves it, Jesus was not a fat coot.
if still not wrkin
hitz wiz fishstiks
Awwww - bad snoot, clogged shute?
(hehe)
but I eaded it.
Oil Spill: 0
but then again
it looks like a ball .