Declaring war on limp fish, bone crusher, politician and other types of handshakes, Chevrolet UK commissioned a study to determine the perfect handshake. After all, there's nothing more important to closing the deal in selling cars than the handshake:
Professor Geoffrey Beattie, who worked on the project for Chevrolet, said: "The human handshake is one of the most crucial elements of impression formation and is used as a source of information for making a judgement about another person.
"The rules for men and women are the same: right hand, a complete grip and a firm squeeze (but not too strong) in a mid-point position between yourself and the other person, a cool and dry palm, approximately three shakes, with a medium level of vigour, held for no longer than two to three seconds, with eye contact kept throughout and a good natural smile with a slow offset with, of course, an appropriate accompanying verbal statement, make up the basic constituent parts for the perfect handshake."
Just so you know this is very serious business, Professor Beattie of the University of Manchester codified the perfect handshake into mathematical formula:
(e) is eye contact (1=none; 5=direct) 5; (ve) is verbal greeting (1=totally inappropriate; 5=totally appropriate) 5; (d) is Duchenne smile - smiling in eyes and mouth, plus symmetry on both sides of face, and slower offset (1=totally non-Duchenne smile (false smile); 5=totally Duchenne) 5; (cg) completeness of grip (1=very incomplete; 5=full) 5; (dr) is dryness of hand (1=damp; 5=dry) 4; (s) is strength (1= weak; 5=strong) 3; (p) is position of hand (1=back towards own body; 5=other person's bodily zone) 3; (vi) is vigour (1=too low/too high; 5=mid) 3; (t) is temperature of hands (1=too cold/too hot; 5=mid) 3; (te) is texture of hands (5=mid; 1=too rough/too smooth) 3; (c) is control (1=low; 5=high) 3; (du) is duration (1= brief; 5=long) 3.
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George, Peter, and Louise happily spent a few nights camping out in Shawnee National Forest. He and Peter also visited a local eatery where they were served by waitresses on roller skates. Louise's friend, bass player...
I remember reading all the magazines and knowing a lot about John, Paul, George and Ringo back when they were in their heyday. Over the years I have forgotten so many things, and unless I go searching the library or the Internet for something, I don't hear, learn or reminisce much at all.
It's sometimes hard to believe that someone's life (like George) can be traced so closely... I don't even recall what I did last Monday! (ha!)
Thank you Eddie, for bringing back some of those memories, laced with such interesting facts I never have known. It's also hard to believe that it was fifty years ago!
Sometimes I wish we could turn back the clock to a sweeter time when "She Loves You" and "I Want to Hold Your Hand" was so simple!