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Zach Anner came back from a weekend trip surprised to find that his audition for a television contest had over two million votes! So he made a video to express his appreciation. -via reddit
Update: John Mayer posted a response to the above video. Link
Yes, Hmmm. Americans are twats.
Lol at crawling the marathon. Double Lolz at the John Mayer pic with him.