The Papervore is a truly epic paper shredder that devours the junk mail piles that accumulate on any coffee table. It's visually appealing, and damn, it looks fun.
This coffee, called The Papervore, table has a hand-cranked paper shredder system that incorporates the shredded bits of your bills and statements into the actual design of the piece of furniture. It’s got a “contact for pricing” remark on Pigeontail’s website, which can only mean that this thing is way too expensive for a lot of folks.
http://www.pigeontail.com/pigeontail/Papervore_H.html via Doobybrain
gave any thought to how he will empty it.
(a match would work pretty well)
Get it, "blend"? Too subtle?
How about "Put this in your living room if you haven't a shred of dignity."
No?