Fruit Jackets - $9.95 ea ($27.95 for the trio) at the NeatoShop
Eating fruits every day is healthy, but the trip to the office can be downright dangerous for your fruit. So to help save your apples, bananas, and pears from bumps and bruises, you need this: Fruit Jacket, a form-fitting neoprene "jacket" for fruits! (Bonus: it also protescts your fruit's modesty!)
Silly? Absolutely! Useful? Perhaps - but if it gets you (or your loved ones) to eat their serving of fruit a day, then I'm sure it's worth it!
Links: Apple Fruit Jacket, Banana Fruit Jacket, Pear Fruit Jacket | All Three at the NeatoShop
BTW, we've added a lot of new and neat items to the NeatoShop. Please take a look :)
I am speaking on the behalf of all the fruits left vulnerable and neglected, casted off and overshadowed by the three Hubertus fruits you have chosen for your fruit jackets. I am astonished that a hierarchy has been placed upon the safety of out fruits. The banana, pear, and macintosh apple have been placed upon a zenith above all other beloved fruits; the orange, mango, PINEAPLE, star fruit, kiwi, coconut, watermelon, apricot, avacado, cherry, guave, grapefruit, leachy nut, kumquat, lemon, line, honeydew, cantaloupe, passion fruit, peach, nectarine, plum, strawberry, blue-berry, grape, raspberries, tangerine, and tomato just to name a few.
I hope that you see the severity of the situation, and I hope that the necessary steps will be taken to alleviate and exterminate this injustice.
We do not plan on purchasing the product until this problem has been alleviated.
THE FRUIT FAMILY
p.s.: You should be expecting a letter shortly from the vegetables.