A simple but elegant solution to a common household problem: you have raw bacon, but you have no frying pan with which to cook it. You do, however, have a machine gun. All you have to do is wrap the bacon in tin foil, tie it around the barrel of your Rheinmetall MG 3, and fire off about 150 rounds (250 if you like it crispy). Step-by-step pictures at the link.
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What does america have to do with anything?
The general rule on comedy seems to be if you are offended chances are you are one a lot like the comedian than the people laughing.
Bacon. YES.
Machine gun. YES.
Frying pan? NOOOOOOOOOO!
And wouldn't you think that those German soldiers back in WW2 on the wintery cold plains of Russia wouldn't have tried that same trick just to get any warm food? Same goes for the Greeks that also use that weapon. Same goes for soldiers in the trenches of WW1.
Sure this could well be an American that put this trick on the Net, but he will not have been the 1st to think about this even by a long shot.
So bash Americans all you want, but then please do so equally with all those other users of machine guns...
:-P
And that's a very polite way of expressing this. Basically your attempt at intellectual abstraction mirrors a batch of unfocused relativisations, also known as a rant.
Maybe *that* is what I mean.
Over.
.. :P
I guess we're both speaking from a totally differentworld, since I cannot in the faintest see what perhaps eating your neighbour in times of disaster has to do with this guy that puts bacon on a machinegun.
For the latter I see a parallel with the folks who put food in alufoil on their car-engines while going out on long trips and I only commented that this guy not by a long shot wast the first- I am a European who on a regular bases uses a Minimi and before that a MAG and we've learn't that funny-field-trick from the guys in the platoon that came before us.
I only went against the US-Bashers around here because I get pretty sick about bashing any group for any kind of in my view misplaced stereotyping.
Reading back- Perhaps you reacted to the not having of a frying pan? Fine- my wrong. But the rest stands.
Is that about the direction you hinted at? Fine- Have a nice evening.
The general rule on comedy seems to be if you are offended chances are you are one a lot like the comedian than the people laughing.
What does america have to do with anything?