Magic Frog to Prince - $3.95
Here's a kitschy gift idea for Valentine's Day: a frog in a cup that magically transforms into a prince after you add a little bit of water!
http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?magic-frog-to-prince-pid749.html
Or, if you want to give the guy in your life a gift he'll never forget, give 'em this: the Arrogant Bastard and Double Bastard beer bottle tumblers.
he doesn't look rich enough for most money grubbing women.