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When Dave Carroll and his band Sons of Maxwell wanted to complain about the way United Airlines handled their guitars, they tried going through the proper channels. A year later and no resolution, there's nothing else to do but write a song about it. There's also a text version with all the details. Since this video was released Monday, United Airlines has changed its tune and wants to talk to Dave Carroll about his guitar, and has scheduled a call to him today. Link -via Digg
You're comments would be accurate BUT:
Flight Attendants WON'T carry your guitar by hand to the cargo area. Federal Regulations require them to remain on board WITH the passengers in case of an emergency (ground time is the most dangerous time for an aircraft).
If it doesn't fit in the overhead compartment, DON'T expect anyone to put it in the "Closet". Many planes don't have one. No you can't lean it against the wall....and if you do see a closet...it's only rated for a specified weight allowance. Many airlines also restrict it's use to First/Business Class passengers.
You're comment rates (for accuracy) right up there with those Glad commercials where they show a Flight Attendant heating up something in a microwave. You won't EVER find one of those onboard an airplane either....so bring your own zip lock baggies.