Crocheted Dynamite - Neatorama

Howie Woo crochets "creations inspired by life's fun oddities". Like this bundle of dynamite. Then he made a photo essay of the process of blowing it up! Link -via Everlasting Blort

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Thanks for the link and mention to my crochet nuttiness! The comments on neatorama are far more colourful than the crafting blogs, that's for sure haha

Johnny Cat: I am glad my goofball lessons from the community center are paying off haha My nose was previously made to mark the loss-then-return of my sense of smell.

Kalel: Wow, that has to be a record for the most yarn puns in a sentence, congrats! I will not even attempt to compete!

C.Otex: Yours is the first comment that required me to consult urbandictionary.com haha The next time I drive past a demolition site, I will be tempted to roll down the window and re-quote you!

DaveL: A crochet pizza sounds delicious! It's a good thing that someone else is selling instructions to crochet a pizza already!

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Crochet me a pizza. I'm hungry.

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OMG

His "Manpon" is Sparkin'

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A ripping yarn about a strung-out hero getting involved in a tangled plot. Knit-pickers may not like the knotty language.

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What a goofball extraordinaiore! I like the nose.

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I believe it is a wool lift tong for removing wool from the dying kettle.

Schroendinger Bet XL

Craig Clayton.

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Hellraiser's head massager.

Evolution of Hypnotoad. L

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Antique Blacksmith Forged Hearth Tongs.

A day without sunshine XL.

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An ironically large steampunk hair-clip

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It's the first face hugger prototype. Man, they wasted three actresses before hitting on the idea that making it from unyielding metal might not be such a good idea after all... But hey, that's why now we have Sigourney Weaver, so be thankful for the little thingamajig!

Mother of Dragons, Ladies Fit S, please :D

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I believe it is Spiderman's branding iron. In his retirement years he moved out west and raised cattle.

Ironing Man M please

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wolverine manicure kit

starlight x-large

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ice delivery tongs

starlight x-large

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hay baling tongs

awesome shirt medium :)

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Used to move hot/burning logs/coal in a fire.
Occam's Razor XL

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The Amish designed, concept Wolverine Claws from the first X-Men movie.
Occam's Razor XL

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It is a tool for picking up and carrying hay bales.

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It's a rake for harvesting noodles from spaghetti trees.

Girrebra, Ladies Small, Black

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These are really large crab or lobster tongs.
Super Doctor Who - Medium - Black

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Galactus' Hors d'oeuvre fork?

Powered by Caffeine xl

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Manual lawn aerator

Girrebra, Ladies Small, Black

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A set of regular tongs for a person with six very small hands (three arms/hands on each side of their body).
Evolution of Hypnotoad - Medium - Chocolate

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An eyeball removal tool form the early days of surgery...

not now chewie size m suggested colour

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It is for toasting bread over a fire.
Overate - Medium - Grey

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I don't know what it is, but i expect it to be useful in case of a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE...

Motivation size 3X suggested colour

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gopher/mole killer. shove the spikes in the ground to kill varmints in their tunnels.

Surprise me! Large

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Edward Scissorhand's salad tongs
Winter is Coming.

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Harry Harlow's iron mother for insects. He was testing to see if insects are wired to need comfort more than food like monkeys were. "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" XL

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Ice tongs.

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Gov. Rick Perry's idea of what the vaginal probe will look for all those icky woman who have sex for fun and then want an abortion.

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I believe it is a giant spider killing instrument.

Addicted to Caffine
xl

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A grass grooming implement of some sort. Used to style grasses for beauty pageants for spectacular grass growing competitions.

Addicted to caffeine.

xl

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Used to transport wood.

Addicted to caffeine.

Xl

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It's a bread toaster for a fireplace

I Heart Robots - small

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Just for kicks, I don't want a prize, just to comment normally.

Lol, it's a pair of Shredder's claws, linked to fit in a suitcase!

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Tongs for an octopus blacksmith.

Trophy Husband.

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It's the paintbrush they used to create spiderman's logo.

Trophy Husband.

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It's for the bayonet charge in an under-staffed infantry.

Trophy husband.

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It's the answer to your gopher problem.

Trophy Husband.

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It's the only safe way to pick up a porcupine.

Trophy husband.

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It's the next thing to be banned by Congress.

Trophy husband.

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The skeletal remains of wolverine

The Ocarina of Time Travel- dark grey- medium- t shirt

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These are ancient wedding forks. The handles would have had ornately carved and bejeweled bone or ivory fittings. Way back in the "Game of Thrones" era, the bride and groom at a wedding would playfully try to take a bite from the same hunk of meat using forks like these. It was a way of showing the world that they were "in it together". It could often be a bloody affair and left many a nasty scar, but this is actually where the tradition of smashing cake into each others mouths got started.

Dawn of the Doctor - Black XL if I got this right please

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It's a flashback from my visit to the OBGYN, oh the horror!

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How to kill a zombie use a cricket bat 2XL

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Dali Fork

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Mens Md choc

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It's a device to pick up toilet seats in public restrooms.

Nightmare before christmas adventure time
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A soil aerator.

Adventure Finn
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Edward Scissorhands old prosthetic.

Adventure Finn

xl

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Tongs for use on hops when making beer.

Girrebra, Ladies small, Black

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