Clown Shoes Banned For Being Safety Hazards

Safety is no laughing matter, say circus bosses as they ban ... clown shoes:

A clown has been told he cannot wear his giant comedy shoes during his act because they breach health and safety rules.

Valerik Kashkin broke a toe after falling from a high-wire and has been told his size 18s were to blame.

His bosses have now banned the clown – whose routine also includes playing a drum kit, trumpet and double bass at the same time – from using the outsize footwear and ordered him to perform barefoot, instead.

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"Why do so many British newspapers love to run these bureaucracy outrages no matter how irrelevant? Especially seeing as most of them turn out to be b.s."

Because if there's one thing the tabloids love more than tearing down a famous person, it's running "HEALTH AND SAFETY GONE MAD!" stories to wind up people in pubs and offices across the country.

What's amazing is that people still BUY these things.
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Why do so many British newspapers love to run these bureaucracy outrages no matter how irrelevant? Especially seeing as most of them turn out to be b.s.
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