This chart shows how heavy metal band names are related to each other and how you can place them in various categories - like deadly things and badass misspellings.
This is a fun chart. A few things are missing, but I would imagine including everyone would be impossible. I am going to start a band just to include a triple umlaut.
Seriously though, great chart. I thought Motley Cru was spelled Motley Crue.
Deadly Things/Death/Bad Mispellings/Pointless Mispellings would be your band's path.