Knitted Toilet Paper - Neatorama

Here's a free pattern that will enable you to knit a roll of toilet paper. After all, who doesn’t need a roll of knitted toilet paper? Link -via Everlasting Blort

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i like the slug on the link. i'm trying to convince my knitting friend to make me one.

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This would make a great scarf.

Just don't mistake it for the real thing when you do need to go for the loo.

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Why, that looks far softer than the one on the left.

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Responses on the direct link are from knitters... we LOVE this kind of tasteful and whimsical pattern off the beaten path!

THANKS Miss Celania!

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Humm, sounds like I ought to be knitting for April Fools day. My kind of prank. Imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing that! lol

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British satirical magazine Private Eye has had a feature like this for years. They tend to be British political and pop culture figures, but they're often hilarious. They make it more funny by swapping the names under the pictures:
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&lookalike=110
http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=lookalikes&lookalike=105 (ex-London Mayor Ken Livingstone)

(hint: change the 110 at the end of the URL to go back and look at the old entries.)

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The one about Donatella Versace is hilarious.

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Nah, Bob totally looks like Vincent Price these days.

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Where is the one with space cadet G.W and Uranus?

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Dylan's looking like a cross between John Carradine and Vincent Price. Either way, I could still see him tying some beautiful young maiden to the railroad tracks.

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Glenn Close as Robocop, nice.

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