For a mere $60,000 (through Neiman Marcus - that alone explains the price), LEGO artist extraordinaire Nathan Sawaya will make a life-size replica of you ... in LEGO!
http://www.brickartist.com/large-sculptures/life-size-replicas.html - via J-Walk Blog
Previously on Neatorama: all things Nathan Sawaya
His legos look like they have acne.