The Velociraptor and the Bunk Bed - Neatorama

1 minute, 6 seconds

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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? It's a question I've pondered many times. Thanks to this 10 question quiz, I know that I would last one minute and six seconds. Link -Thanks, Sal Dev!

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I was very disappointed to find out that Raptors were about the size of a turkey. I think I could take one given a nice bat or something.

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1 minute, 13 seconds. Is that long enough to find religion?

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I could survive for ever, that raptor got pwned chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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My bad, was talking at the same time as writing. Minute nine (Wouldn't want anybody on the Internet thinking I would only survive a measly 66 seconds in the event that someone chains me to a bed with an extinct animal.)

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Yay, a minute six!

Why isn't there an option for stuffing the blanket from the bed into the raptor's mouth so it will suffocate?

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