The picture here is just a small corner of the Periodic Table of Awesoments, since you need to read the kind of awesome elements it contains.
Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental "awesoments" that compose all good things. The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It's designed to show the relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table.
http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&title=ptoa -via Gorilla Mask
Oh, wait. Maybe they do. As targets.