The Goat Tower at Fairview, Paarl. Photo: Taxi81 [wikipedia]
Here's one from the philosophy of give-'em-what-they-want: a tower house for goats!
Apparently this sort of thing is popular in South Africa, with the first being The Goat Tower at Fairview, Paarl, which was built in 1981 by Charles Back.
The goat tower is not a particularly big deal in terms of attracting tourists...none of the local tourist literature I have seen features it. But Paarl (Afrikaans for "Pearl"), along with Franschhoek, is part of the Western Cape's Wine Country, much like California's Napa and Sonoma Valleys, and attracts considerable interest for that reason alone. South African wines are lovely, BTW.