You know how people tell a story, and by the time they say “to make a long story short...” it’s already too late? It’s the same with written stories -they can always benefit from editing. Here’s a great idea -tell your story in one sentence. A true story. Those stories are at One Sentence. Some examples:
You can submit yours, too. Link -Thanks, Bill!
She realized I had lied about my "restaurant experience" when she saw her ceiling was dripping with balsamic vinaigrette.
If there was ever a good time to stop drinking, it was this morning when I woke up next to a woman in a giraffe costume.
If I had known I was going to accidentally turn my head to face yours at just the right moment, I would have chosen a much more romantic setting than a Walgreen's parking lot.
You can submit yours, too. Link -Thanks, Bill!
Comments (10)
Damn raccoons, they're always a bunch of thieving bastards!
a) hope your cat (or dog) doesn't corner a racoon - they're a lot tougher than they look
b) Racoons are filthy and your pet can catch some bad shit from them
c) Speaking of which, they can also spread some pretty terrible disease to kids and things via ... um ... droppings - which can cause blindness among other things
Beyond their cuteness, I really admire racoon's ability to adapt, and their clever, inquisitive nature. But they're wild animals. Your cat could get seriously F*ed up.
Forgot that word last time.
What's this about some raccoon and cat? I don't think I saw any over the beautiful backyard ...
So raccoons can eat/beat a cat. How is the feral cat population in the area where raccoons live? Feral cats can get very big in Oz, big enough to take down a small kangaroo (wallaby) see http://www.scottishbigcats.co.uk/worldnews45.htm
I'd a thought a cat that size would eat a raccoon for entrée.
ps: When I was in Florida we left our car for 30 seconds (all doors open) in a state park, enough time for a smash and grab of our pack of 5minute noodles by one of these things. It was so cute, didn't realise they were so dirty.