We've featured many stupid criminals on Neatorama, but I think this guy may just be the dumbest one yet. Meet Charles Ray Fuller, who was arrested for forgery when he tried to pass a check for ... $360 billion! (Yes, that's $360,000,000,000).
He claimed that it was given to him by his girlfriend's mother to start a record business.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html - via reddit
I enjoyed your use of metaphoric imagery when you wrote "wrap credibility around your point." That is, in my opinion, brilliant. It tells me you can write legibly and as an educated person.
That is all I have to say. I'd rather say something, ONE thing, that is positive, than a thousand negative things.
Blessigs,
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Larfin Jackarse
For future reference, if you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
As to the genius in the mug-shot, what a dolt. How is that even possible to not know how much 36,000,000,000 is?
(by the way, stumbled)