Irony or Hypocrisy?

I believe it is a wool lift tong for removing wool from the dying kettle.

Schroendinger Bet XL

Craig Clayton.

Hellraiser's head massager.

Evolution of Hypnotoad. L

Antique Blacksmith Forged Hearth Tongs.

A day without sunshine XL.

An ironically large steampunk hair-clip

It's the first face hugger prototype. Man, they wasted three actresses before hitting on the idea that making it from unyielding metal might not be such a good idea after all... But hey, that's why now we have Sigourney Weaver, so be thankful for the little thingamajig!

Mother of Dragons, Ladies Fit S, please :D

I believe it is Spiderman's branding iron. In his retirement years he moved out west and raised cattle.

Ironing Man M please

wolverine manicure kit

starlight x-large

ice delivery tongs

starlight x-large

hay baling tongs

awesome shirt medium :)

Used to move hot/burning logs/coal in a fire.
Occam's Razor XL

The Amish designed, concept Wolverine Claws from the first X-Men movie.
Occam's Razor XL

It is a tool for picking up and carrying hay bales.

It's a rake for harvesting noodles from spaghetti trees.

Girrebra, Ladies Small, Black

These are really large crab or lobster tongs.
Super Doctor Who - Medium - Black

Galactus' Hors d'oeuvre fork?

Powered by Caffeine xl

Manual lawn aerator

Girrebra, Ladies Small, Black

A set of regular tongs for a person with six very small hands (three arms/hands on each side of their body).
Evolution of Hypnotoad - Medium - Chocolate

An eyeball removal tool form the early days of surgery...

not now chewie size m suggested colour

It is for toasting bread over a fire.
Overate - Medium - Grey

I don't know what it is, but i expect it to be useful in case of a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE...

Motivation size 3X suggested colour

gopher/mole killer. shove the spikes in the ground to kill varmints in their tunnels.

Surprise me! Large

Edward Scissorhand's salad tongs
Winter is Coming.

Harry Harlow's iron mother for insects. He was testing to see if insects are wired to need comfort more than food like monkeys were. "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" XL

Ice tongs.

Gov. Rick Perry's idea of what the vaginal probe will look for all those icky woman who have sex for fun and then want an abortion.

I believe it is a giant spider killing instrument.

Addicted to Caffine
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A grass grooming implement of some sort. Used to style grasses for beauty pageants for spectacular grass growing competitions.

Addicted to caffeine.

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Used to transport wood.

Addicted to caffeine.

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It's a bread toaster for a fireplace

I Heart Robots - small

Just for kicks, I don't want a prize, just to comment normally.

Lol, it's a pair of Shredder's claws, linked to fit in a suitcase!

Tongs for an octopus blacksmith.

Trophy Husband.

It's the paintbrush they used to create spiderman's logo.

Trophy Husband.

It's for the bayonet charge in an under-staffed infantry.

Trophy husband.

It's the answer to your gopher problem.

Trophy Husband.

It's the only safe way to pick up a porcupine.

Trophy husband.

It's the next thing to be banned by Congress.

Trophy husband.

The skeletal remains of wolverine

The Ocarina of Time Travel- dark grey- medium- t shirt

These are ancient wedding forks. The handles would have had ornately carved and bejeweled bone or ivory fittings. Way back in the "Game of Thrones" era, the bride and groom at a wedding would playfully try to take a bite from the same hunk of meat using forks like these. It was a way of showing the world that they were "in it together". It could often be a bloody affair and left many a nasty scar, but this is actually where the tradition of smashing cake into each others mouths got started.

Dawn of the Doctor - Black XL if I got this right please

It's a flashback from my visit to the OBGYN, oh the horror!

How to kill a zombie use a cricket bat 2XL

Dali Fork

Schroedinger's Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
Mens Md choc

It's a device to pick up toilet seats in public restrooms.

Nightmare before christmas adventure time
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A soil aerator.

Adventure Finn
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Edward Scissorhands old prosthetic.

Adventure Finn

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Tongs for use on hops when making beer.

Girrebra, Ladies small, Black