"I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate."
He does have a point, there.
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Link via Richard Hall
He does have a point, there.
Image via Flickr user yuan2003 (R)
Link via Richard Hall
http://www.oezicomix.com/stuff/aliens.jpg
That's still better than zero in a trillion.