Meatwater

Beef Jerky, Beef Stroganof, Cheese Burger, Chicken Teriyaki, Dirty Hot Dog, Fish’n Chips, Hungarian Gulash, Italian Sausage, Peking Duck, Tandoori Chicken, Texas BBQ, Wiener Schnitzel, and Escargot flavor!... Just like tap water.

I just don't think that would make a good drink. Dinner yes, drink no!

I had a hard time figuring out whether it was real or not. But then, I'd heard of Jones Soda's turkey-flavoured drink (which is actually real). It's kind of hard to dismiss "Meatwater" so easily when you know about that.

Then again, it was April 1st. I didn't trust anything I saw online yesterday!

@ jessleigh :

Argh! we did that too at my grade school. You had to eat everything on your plate (can't remember why) and they had food "checkers" at the exit of the cafeteria who would send you back if you had something left on your plate. I hated green beens so much I used to stuff them in my empty milk carton so I could pass by the checkers.

Then I got caught doing it once in second grade and was forced to eat a fresh helping of green beens (bet thats not legal to do these days). I think i gagged several times on them, it was awful. :<

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