One day, Jean Mansel of Oakfield Township, Kent County, Michigan, woke up to discover that her statue of Jesus was missing from her yard. Later, a mysterious telephone call directed her to check her mailbox, where ransom note was deposited ...
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Funny, but taking the law into your own hands isn't right.
Maybe the Rapture came, and left her behind.