Six-Pack Abs Plastic Surgery

Alex

Want a six-pack abs but too lazy to do cruches? Well then, do it the American way: with plastic surgery!

The technique, called abdominal etching, is a kind of precision liposuction. The doc sucks out the fat that's standing between the patient and, if everything goes well, the six-pack.

The suction six-pack costs between $4,000 and $7,000 and is only suitable for certain patients, Aldo Benjamin Guerra, the Arizona plastic surgeon who authored the abstract, told us. "I probably turn down about twice as many patients as I work on," he said. "You have to have a certain amount of fat. If you have too little or too much you're not going to get the definition."

Link (Image: Aldo Benjamin Guerra, MD)


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WELL, TIME TO STRAIGHTEN OUT FEW MORON POSTINGS REAL QUICK. FIRST OFF, THE TYPICAL ABDOMINAL PLASTIC SURGERY PATIENT IS IN ATHLETIC SHAPE. THE MAJORITY OF DOCTOR'S OFFICES WON'T EVEN ACCEPT YOU FOR AB ETCHING OR ANY AB SURGERY IF YOU HAVE A LARGE AMOUNT OF EXCESS FAT OR ARE NOT PHYSICALLY ACTIVE. THE PHOTOS SHOWN ARE CLEARLY OF SOMEONE NOT IN GOOD SHAPE WITH HARDLY NO MUSCLE DEFINITION THAT GOT AB SURGERY (WHICH LOOKS SURPRISINGLY GREAT CONSIDERING HE HAS A BIRD CHEST AND LITTLE ARMS). THE POINT IS, MOST OF THE BLOG SITES FOR THESE BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTOS DO NOT SHOW STATISTICS ON HOW MANY VERY HEALTHY ATHLETIC PEOPLE WORK OUT THEIR WHOLE ADULT LIVES AND NEVER CAN REACH A 6 PACK EVEN CLOSE TO THE ONE IN THE PICTURES. TINY FAT DEPOSITS COVERING MUCH HARD EARNED AB MUSCLES ARE COVERED IN MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH FAT CELLS COVERING THE MUSCLE DEFINITION. LOOK AT SOME OF THESE MORON'S COMMENTS. "THEY LOOK LIKE FLABS NOT ABS". AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT SEES A HOLLYWOOD STOMACH. JUST IN CASE NO ONE WAS PAYING ATTENTION THE MAJORITY OF MODELS, ACTORS, BODYBUILDERS, AND ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTY AFFICIONADOS HAVE AT SOME POINT SOME TYPE OF PLASTIC SURGERY. ALSO WORTH MENTIONING, IS THE FACT THAT MANY HEALTHY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE THAT HAVE TRIED TO OBTAIN ABS FOR DECADES WILL NEVER ACHIEVE PICTURESQUE RESULTS WITHOUT AB ETCHING, LIPOSCULPTURE, AB IMPLANTS, ETC. THERE ARE NUMEROUS HELATH BENEFITS ASSOCIATED WITH HAVING EXCESS BODY FAT REMOVED FROM THE WAISTLINE. I'M SURE MOST OF THE PEOPLE THAT WRITE NEGATIVELY ON THESE BLOGS DO NOT WORK OUT REGULARLY, EAT STRICT HEALTHY DIETS, NOR HAVE THE MONEY TO EVEN GET ANY TYPE OF PLASTIC SURGERY AND ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT THEY'RE LITTLE FATTIES THAT AREN'T SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE AND NEVER WILL BE REGARDLESS OF LOOKS.
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When will people ever learn that there are no shortcuts... If you spent even half the amount of time actually working your way to a healthier lifestyle rather than trying to think of a way to get there you'd save yourself a lot of cash and from a lot of disappointments, thats for sure.
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It shows to the doctor's credit that he turns down potential plastic surgery patients for the right reasons. You can't promise a particular result if you won't be able to achieve it with the patient's body type.

Kudos to the Dr.
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It's quite normal nowadays.
Good when men are having a six-pack abs done, not buttock implants.
http://plasticsergeant.com/home/body-procedures/buttock-implants-male

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I guess I am tHe only one who thought of Mrs. crabtree from South Park, episode City on the Edge of Forever. Where the bus goes over a waterfall.
B.S.M.W.E.Y.
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Well the two guys on top can jump off quickly but I hope the driver has the window wound down or else he will end up with a terminal wound.
See what water can do to horseless carriages here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYUpkPTcqPY
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Man, my heart just stopped. I'm not sure if they're all lucky or stupid or both or what. Well, they are lucky they didn't go tumbling down the river.
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@ Larfin Jackarse - that little window on the drivers side is not going to do much of anything in the event the bus goes over.  It is a slider type window and very small. Opposite of that the other side there is the service door, which is only locked by a small latch that can be flipped open by a thumb. The windows on school busses are made to be able to be kicked out, in the event of an emergency, and other means of egress are not available.
So if that bus went over, the first thing that would happen would be the roof might crumple, but not too much because there is some support. then the windows would probably bust out if it was to roll over and it was hit by rocks, branches, people..etc... Closing the window is pointless.

You can drive a school bus through water. A "safe" limit would be if the water is not moving faster that 8 ft a second, and the water level is no higher than 2feet. I put safe in quotes, because you really cannot gauge the speed of the water. IMO trying to traverse a flooded roadway, when you cannot see what is under the water, is just dangerous.

The two guys on top are spotters. The driver did not go across completely "blind".  You can see the two individuals in the second video, on the roof of the bus that was waiting to cross  the opposite direction. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZAs0BL_5Qs&feature
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@ Mad Molecule-No. That is a "chicken bus". Central and South America are where old school busses go to die. Here in the US many school busses are not allowed to operate after a certain amount of mileage is on them. Many end up "south of the border" where they continue life as a form of public transportation.
Wiki "chicken bus" to learn more.
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