What did George Burns say to Gracie Allen? Funniest captions will win Free The Book of SPAM, courtesy of Simon & Schuster, reviewed previously on Neatorama.
Contest rule is darned simple: place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many funny ones you can think of. And keep it clean!
Update 11/4/07 - Wow, great entries (and some not so great entries) guys! I've emailed the lucky winners, they'll get a free copy of The Book of Spam courtesy of Simon & Schuster - thank you for playing!