Is Google God? The people at the Church of Google (and practitioner of "Googlism") think so, and they've even got 9 proofs of why Google is God. For example:
Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".
Link - Thanks James Markenson!
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blah blah blah?
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Irritatingly stupid.
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I, for one, welcome our new search engine overlord. I’d like to remind her that as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in her underground data mines.
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Just remember, if you belong to the church of google, you're not allowed to recognize Veteran's Day or Memorial Day in any way. Sure, you can recognize obscure things like Louis Braille's birthday, but don't even speak of Veteran's Day or Memorial Day.
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