Liturgical Referees.

The Curt Jester reports:

Francis Cardinal Arinze the Prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship and the Discipline of the Sacraments has introduced a new program that will surely have an effect. The recently created position of Liturgical Referee has been instituted to help to bring uniformity to the celebration of the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass.

Fortunately, the Curt Jester has provided a convenient reference chart for interpreting the referees in action (more at the link):

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this reminds me of this!!

http://moronland.net/moronia/moron/1047/

which is also super funny!!

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I especially liked the liturgical dance...

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For those of us who got the joke, this had to be, hands down, the funniest thing in a long time.

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Same here Sid.

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I would let him keep it.. No other dog would want somthing with the dogs scent on it.

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Aww that's kinda cute. "I'm just gonna take this, kay? See ya!"

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Looks like the dog I played with at Red Fish Lake up in Idaho. It is kind of cute.

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I read this a few days ago and thought it was so cute. We go to a small, family run pet shop and always take the dogs there. They shoplift too. We always end up paying for more than we intended because one of them will swipe a pig's ear from the big box in the corner. I'm going to make my dogs get jobs to pay for this stuff.

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The owners probably have an easily accessible pig's ear box in the corner for that very reason.

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We accuse them of that each time, ted. But hey, at least they are pretty cheap.

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@Rocky

Hey, maybe it's the same dog.

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This story isn't actually from Idaho, it's from Utah. KSL is a television station in Salt Lake City and the Smith's mentioned is pretty close to my house in Murray. Just thought I'd clear that up.

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