Ladies: want larger breasts? Forget implant surgeries, just eat this F Cup Cookies from Japan (where else?). Apparently, the cookie contains some sort of "breast enlarging" herb ;). Either that or by eating the cookies, you'll be larger everywhere anyways!
http://blog.q-taro.com/health/f-cup-cookies/ - Thanks Jee!
Maybe you chew with the left side of your mouth to grow the left breast, and chew on the right for the right breast?? Of course that would be stupid, but... so are these cookies.
Would you end up lopsided?
Boobs on box. Mmmm...