Georg Gerster.

And by playing with the Angry Bird in traffic jams you must mean Xtube.

Ha ha, Mr. Awesome, I drive a gay hybrid Prius taxi equipped with an iPad. I'll be sure to laugh at you when I pay under 8 dollars for gas after an 8 hour shift. The Prius handles great in snow when big ol' Suburbans and trucks are sliding around, and the iPad with a 3g connection enables me to easily find streets I have never heard of and make more money by knowing when planes and buses are arriving.

I just wish the company had known about these brackets before so they wouldn't have had to take out the radios to make room for the dash mounted iPad brackets they use.

@Mr. Awesome:

Cool story bro.

Mr awesome, please enlighten us apparent fools how you manage to get fuel for .66c a gallon?
You mean gasoline? Or LPG/LNG?

He's lying.

I get free gas, work 80 hours per week, and my dad is a smurf.

Oil companies pay me to use their gas. I am a professional picnic-eater, and I am paid in monetary units that only dogs can hear.

Oh, you guys don't have a built in Arc reactor? with unlimited power?

lol

And my mom is way hotter than your mom.